Deportation: What Happens if you are Deported

Deportation is a serious problem for backpackers and expatriates. If you over stay your visa, work illegally or break the law, you are liable for deportation. However, deportations can happen by accident as in my case. I was given deportation orders after visiting the Department of Immigration and Citizenship of Australia after someone had “flagged” my passport. I won’t go into the details of the flag but it wasn’t good (and unfortunately for me was quickly resolved but only after I reentered the United States on my own dime). If you are given deportation orders, it is best to follow them and exit the country immediately.

With that being said, there are a few things to keep in mind regarding deportation orders. Usually, the orders will give you a chance to leave of your own free will (as in my case) and most of the time, you won’t get an ugly deportation stamp in the back of your passport and more likely than not, be allowed back into the country after a set amount of time (or simply after you leave and get a new visa). Deportation orders usually come with terms and conditions, you must leave within a set amount of time, buy your own ticket out (don’t necessarily need to go home but you can’t stay here) and stay outside the country for a set period of time.

If you violate the deportation orders, you are in for a nasty surprise. You will more likely than not be detained in an immigration detention centre while the host country processes you out. If you are detained, you can expect to sit in the detention centre for up to a week and sometimes longer. At this point, it is an official deportation, you get the deportation stamp in the back of your passport and free ticket home (they usually don’t give you a plane ticket to anywhere but your home country). You may have just stopped and saw I said free ticket and yes, it is free in a sense but you will be billed for the ticket and usually fined, it will be much more expensive than if you had self-deported.

If you were forcefully deported, cross that country off the places you cannot visit again as you won’t be allowed back in until you repay the ticket, fine and have to wait a set period of time, that is if they even let you back in. Not only that, be prepared to answer some questions at the next port of entry as immigration officers really don’t like seeing deportation stamps. However, hope is not lost if you find yourself with one of those stamps in the back of your passport and in fact, is easy to rectify (won’t help you get back into the country you were deported from).

If you have a lot of problems getting into countries with that deportation stamp, the solution is simple, get a new passport. Yes it is that easy. Granted, you may want to report the passport as “lost” if you don’t want to explain to your home country why you were deported but usually you are fine. As Americans, we can renew our passports at anytime and thus, this is the easiest solution. I’ve never experienced the wrath of the deportation stamp myself but have had a few friends that did so I know a little bit about the troubles it causes. If you want to reenter the country that you were deported from, pay the fine, the plane ticket and wait out the time. There is no simple solution to getting back in to a country you were deported from.

Keep in mind, most countries ask you if you have ever been deported or removed from a country. If you have but never got the stamp or it is no longer in your (new) passport, then tick no. It saves you time and energy from explaining what the hell happened. Thankfully in this modern age of computers, countries still do not share who has been deported and why, hence the stamp. If you have that stamp and the arrival card asks if you have been deported, obviously you need to tick yes because it will be quite obvious to the immigration officer you are lying and you’ll probably be booted out of another country.

The longer you are outside your home country, the more likely a deportation will happen at some point in your travels, it’s a simple fact. You need to work, you don’t want to leave, you get too drunk and end up in the drunk tank, whatever it might be. However, if you follow your visa, leave when your supposed to, and avoid brushes with the law, you’ll be just fine. This won’t be my last article on deportation either as there is a lot more to them than you think. In later posts, I will tell you how to bide time (something I discovered by accident working on my permanent residence visa for Australia) and even use a deportation to your advantage.

Always Have a Plan

So you decided to travel abroad huh? As a backpacker no less. Well, if you have ever travelled abroad before but in a tourist group/predetermined plans then you haven’t really experienced travelling I’m sorry to say. Back in 2003, I travelled with my family to Australia and all of our tours and attractions were predetermined and already set up. It was a great time, something that I have always cherished and possibly gave me the travel bug in the first place. When I returned to Australia in May of 2012, as a backpacker, my idea of travelling was completely flipped upside down. I arrived without a plan.

All of the sudden, the tourist traps, the sightseeing, the worry free hassle of getting from point A to point B vanished. Granted, I came a lot less prepared than most, catching a plane 12 hours after I booked my ticket then landing in Sydney and not knowing where the hell I was even sleeping that night. I realized sitting in the international arrival area just outside customs that I quite possibly made a huge mistake. Nothing was sitting there like before. I had no idea where I was going, what I was doing or how I was even going to get around. It took me 5 hours of painstakingly communicating back and forth with my friend Austin back in the states before I even had a general idea of where I was going to sleep that night. Granted, I was still in shock that I was in another country when 36 hours before, I had no idea I was even leaving my own country so it may have taken me a little longer to compose myself.

The point is, you need a plan and cannot travel on a whim. One, it’s dangerous depending on the country you are going to (Australia is rather safe so I lucked out on that one), two, you may not be able to research essentials (lucked out on this too) and three, it can be quite costly as someone is always ready to nickle and dime the lost tourist (stay away from fast food restaurants abroad, especially outside the United States, they are costly). If at all possible, have a plan together long before you even book your flight as you’ll be glad you did, after all, a long transcontinental/transoceanic flight will take a lot out of you and it’s best to have it all sorted out so you can get to your hostel and sleep!

So what do you need to plan? A lot actually. In fact, you need to do so much planning, I am only going to cover everything briefly in this post and make a new one for each planning essential at a later date.

Have your passport? Be sure you do, you won’t get into a country, out of some or back into yours without it. Be sure it’s valid long enough too!

Most countries require you to get a visa before hand otherwise at best, you get to the airport and find out you can’t board your plane, at worse, you get to your destination and turned right back around, on your own dime.

Banks are concerned about theft and fraud, as they should be (don’t get me started on fraud measures of banks, they don’t do enough). One thing banks are extremely good at is preventing you from getting to your cash overseas. Before leaving, call your bank and let them know you will be using your debit/credit card overseas and from what dates. That way they don’t flag your card the second you go to an ATM and have it sucked up into debit card purgatory.

Pack enough but not too much and be sure to pack for the right season of your destination. I learned the hard way that when it’s Summer in the Northern Hemisphere, it is Winter in the Southern Hemisphere (I was in a rush, give me a break). Going to be gone for a while? Pack for all the seasons you will encounter, not just the ones you hope to encounter.

How you cart around your belongings is a very important decision. Luggage or backpack? Both have pros and cons. You also need to make sure it is durable as international flights tend to beat the crap out of your stuff more than domestic flights.

Do you have enough money? Unlikely, you can never have enough. Calculate what you expect to spend and double it, you’ll be glad you did. On a working holiday? Still take more than you think you may need to get started, otherwise you will be phoning home (thanks mom and dad).

Insurance can be a lifesaver, figuratively and literally. Be sure your heath insurance covers you outside your home country. Just because your destination has socialized health care doesn’t mean you are entitled to it. Take out travelers insurance too in case your bag takes its own holiday (mine went missing for almost a week, traveling the opposite direction of me somehow).

What is the cheapest way to get around? By walking. But if you are lazy/out of shape like me, you’ll take the next cheapest way to get around and that usually means public transport. Research the transit system long before you need to use it.

We all need to eat, some more than others. If you are coming from America, you’re in for a shock. Fast food abroad is very expensive and should only be eaten when drunk and you found a $20 on the ground. Try the local cuisine if you must eat out, otherwise shop at a grocery store (not a convenience store, an actual grocery store). While you’re at it, buy fruit, it’s cheaper and taste better abroad than it does in the states. Oh it’s also better for you too, win win.

You like the Ritz-Carlton huh? Well unless you are filthy rich, prepare to experience what I like to call the place between a cardboard box and a college dormitory. It’s got the roaches you find in the cardboard box plus 4x as many people in a college dorm room, we call them hostels! The only place to live off the street that won’t break the bank. This can either be a great experience or a miserable one, go in with an open mind and you’ll do fine. Also bring a set of earplugs.

If you’re like me, you need to be in constant communication with the world. Either bring an international capable phone or buy one when you arrive (not at the airport). If you are bringing one with you, be sure it is unlocked and will work in the country, each country has different frequencies, if you have a “quad-band” phone, you usually are fine.

On the same line as communication, phoning home doesn’t have to be expensive. In some countries, internet is relatively cheap so use Skype on your mobile to phone home instead of minutes on your plan. Wi-Fi + Skype = perfect. Skype to Skype calls are even free, imagine that. If you’re coming from America, signup for Google Voice and use that to text back home, it won’t cost them or you any extra money (except for some data on your end but it’s minimal and worth it). Ideally, Skype on a computer is best so you can see each other too.

Humans are social creatures and contrary to popular belief, most people are welcoming of Americans, they just hate our government, like us! Don’t make assumptions about other cultures and if you do, keep them to yourself. Hitler was a long time ago so don’t heil the Germans! There are a few things about socializing however that you need to keep in mind but I will cover those in another post.

Finding Work
Finding work in another country can be easy or it can be the most difficult thing you have ever done. Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time, and other times, you need to work to find work. Start at the hostel you are staying at, they usually have leads or know people looking for day laborers. Check GumTree, Seek, Indeed and local recruiting offices. In some countries (like Australia) you need to be licensed to serve liquor, work where there are gambling machines or even to swing a hammer (I’m not kidding). Look for jobs before leaving if at all possible in your field of study/talent.

I have met my share of stinky people unfortunately so I cannot stress enough how important it is to bathe daily, brush your teeth, wash your clothes and wear deodorant. This helps your social life as well. If you notice people moving away from you or avoiding you, chances are you reek and need to take appropriate action. At a bare minimum, always pack soap, deodorant, a towel and a washcloth. However if people are still avoiding you and you know you don’t stink, stop being a jackass.

Have fun! Not everything is about finding that job, sometimes you need to let go and remember you are in a different country. Don’t get too caught up with work or partying at the hostel. Get out and see the sights, do actual tourist things once in a while. If all you have smelled in the past 24 hours is funny odors, smoke and booze, it’s time to leave the hostel.

Obviously there is more than what I have mentioned here and so much more detail as well. These are simply the basics, stuff to always keep in the back of your mind when you are preparing for your next adventure. I will be posting more about each section in greater detail soon.

Expatriate Topher: Who are you? What is this site about?

My name is Topher Lazarz and I am an expatriate of the United States. How I became one is another story for another day (if you’re curious, you can buy my book once I finish it!). I don’t plan on going into much details of how or why I got to where I am but occasionally, I am sure they will come up as I begin to post more about traveling the world. For the most part, this site is to be a guide for fellow expatriates or backpackers of all nations based on my experiences.

There are a lot of websites dedicated to backpacking but they cover mostly generalities and never go into detail about the problems you may encounter and how to over come them. This site is my hope to bridge the gap from what you think you’re getting into to what you actually need to know. The topic is broad and I will consistently be adding to the site as time goes on, in as much details as possible, so please bare with me in the beginning, I cannot cover everything in a day and I too, am still learning.

You may be thinking to yourself, what are my qualifications to give advice on being a backpacker. Well, I have almost none, I am new to this. I left my country in May 2012, was deported from my host country (wrongfully I might add) back to the US and then left the United States again in August 2012. So in a sense, I may be perfect to give you advice if you are a novice just like myself as the “experts” have a tendency to overlook details. Plus I will keep it entertaining as I have a lot of stories and unfortunate blunders from time to time.

For the most part, on this site I hope to cover almost every problem you may encounter while outside your home country along with my own antidotes. From foreign etiquette to visas to living as cheaply as possible, I will write about it. Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither will this site be so please be patient and if there is something you want me to cover, write me! My promise to you is that I will always try and give you the most accurate, up-to-date and most detailed information as possible on each subject I post about. Keep in mind, one size does not fit all and what has worked for me might not work for you and conditions can change quickly.

I hope this site will prove useful in your journey, where ever it might take you. And if you aren’t traveling, hopefully you will be entertained by my own adventures/misadventures!